I was walking along Headington Road toward the city centre when a drunken man said hello and struck up a conversation with me. Amidst laughing my head off, here are a few of things that I remember him saying: Drunk: I'm only five years old and I'm Robert the Bruce. Me: Hi, I'm William Wallace. Drunk: You're bloody amazing!
After performing what seemed to be an attempt at a comedy routine that had me cracking up, I asked:
Me: Are you a comedian? Drunk: Are you laughing?
He had a point there. Then he asked:
Drunk: Are you from Canada? Me: No I'm from the US, California. Drunk: I know where you're from. Wisconisn. Me: Actually close. Ohio. Drunk: 200 miles between them. D*** I'm good.